I came across this tidbit from Ann Coulter's site today.
During the Democratic primaries, Kerry went to Michigan and bragged to the Detroit News: "We have some SUVs. We have a Jeep. We have a couple of Chrysler minivans. We have a PT Cruiser up in Boston. I have an old Dodge 600 that I keep in the Senate. ... We also have a Chevy, a big Suburban." He was starting to sound like a used-car dealer in a giant cowboy hat peddling his wares in a cheesy, low-budget late-night TV commercial: "We got Jeeps, we got PT Cruisers, we got minivans, and they're priced to move, folks ..." But a few months after Kerry won the Michigan primary in February, the feckless opportunism told a bunch of environmentalists: "I don't own an SUV." When pressed on the apparent contradiction, Kerry explained: "The family has it. I don't have it."
It's a waffle, it's a cheese burger, it's John Changing Man Kerry! [queue canned applause] Paul Martin would get along famously with this man. They could sing a duet, like Mulroney and Reagan did, but they'd have to change the words: "When apostate Catholic eyes are lying... " Four years of this would be reallly annoying and I'm not even American.
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