Dave: Hey, what’s up? Professor: Woooo! Spring break is awesome! Jager shots against American Empire! Woooo! Hey, like are you guys making a movie or something? Dave: For sure. Wanna say anything for the camera? Professor: Like wha-at? Dave: I dunno, how about the people who died on 9-11? Professor: Oka-ay, but you gotta promise my Board of Regents isn’t gonna see it. They were targeting those people I referred to as 'little Eichmanns.' These were legitimate targets. Dave: That was wild! Professor: Woo! I am so wasted! Dave: Hey, how about, um, showing us your… tenure? Professor: ohhh kay…. Dave (to camera): Are you guys getting this?This is really funny. The arwork is by Travis Benning and the dialogue is by Iowahawk. Be sure to check it out (warning: language).