I wouldn't call this Christian culture. It is funny tho. It's a 13MB download, so right click where it says "watch this" and save the file for best playback.
If you're not that patient, here's a sample:
I like big Bibles I can not lie, You Christian brothers can't deny, When a girl walks in with a KJV And a bookmark in proverbs, You get stoked. It got a name engraved, you know this girl has been saved It looks like one of those large ones, With plenty of space in the margins, Oh baby, I want to read it with you, Because your Bible has got pictures, My minister tried to console me, But the book you've got makes me so Holy.Tip: Johnny Dee (is there a theme emerging here today?)
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